Why do only fools and horses work?
As Only Fools and Horses the Musical draws to a triumphant close, I spoke to the former king of the Del Boy impersonators as he attempts to get back on his feet after a battle with addiction.
By Daniel Dougherty
“Is this the right place?” asked my Uber driver.
I looked out of the window to see two yellow Reliant Regals, sides stamped ‘Trotter’s Independent Trading Co’.
“Yes,” I said. “I think so.”
I was here to meet Steve Rooney – once upon a time the UK’s premier Del Boy impersonator. Like the real Del Boy, he was larger than life, although still a couple of inches shorter than me.
He ushered me in through the front door, past a crucifix in the window.
“Tea? Coffee?” he asked me.
“Tea,” I said.
“Good,” he said, “I haven’t got any coffee.”
Steve wasn’t the first Del Boy lookalike, but he was the best. Competition included a Cockney called ‘Morris’ who wasn’t too pleased to see Mancunian Steve take his crown.
“He bloody hated me.” Steve said.
Steve once got into a bit of a pickle with Morris’s friend at an event they were doing - a friend who also happened to be London’s finest John Wayne impersonator.
“How the f****ng ‘ell can you be Del Boy? You’re a f****ng Manc!” shouted John Wayne, towering over the diminutive Steve.
He was furious, spitting as he shouted, eyes popping out of his head.
Steve eventually managed to calm him down, while a camera crew watched on with horror and – you must imagine – a great deal of amusement.
It’s one of those bizarre scenes you only get in the lookalike business – a Cockney John Wayne accusing a Mancunian Del Boy of being a phony.
Before Del, Steve often performed as a DJ, which occasionally included dressing up as famous people.
“Mick Jagger, Rod Stewart…” Steve said.
“Gary Glitter”, Steve whispered.
Steve was getting ready for one of his Christmas shows when Only Fools and Horses came on the hotel TV. His DJ partner – Tim – was the first one to clock Steve’s resemblance to Sir David Jason’s Cockney market trader.
“See him, Steve? D’you not think you look a bit like him?”
Steve demurred at first but came round. Before the show started, he headed over to the Christmas market to buy a camel overcoat – the same coat Del wears in the show – a chequered flat-cap, and some fake plastic jewellery.
Upon taking the stage in his new costume:
“Everybody stopped dancing. I thought to myself: ‘have I gone deaf?’
It’s not hard to see why. As this early casting photo attests, Steve’s resemblance to Sir David’s Del is extraordinary – certainly more extraordinary than his resemblance to Sir Mick.
That was in the early 90s. In less than a decade, his new career had taken him all over the world, including a gig at Richard Branson’s pre-millennium party in summer 1999 where he had a run in with a troupe of fellow impersonators.
The heat was blistering that summer, which didn’t suit Steve as he stood there decked out in his overcoat and cap. He ducked into a tent for some refreshments and grabbed a banana for later.
But Steve wasn’t the only impersonator at the party. A group of Dad’s Army lookalikes spotted Steve with his rogue fruit and pounced.
“Right boys, surround! German spy! Where’d you get that banana from? We haven’t seen a banana in years!” shouted Walker, the group's Mainwaring.
Mainwaring and his men surrounded Steve in the middle of the field and arrested him, marching him off at bayonet-point in front of a group of gawping onlookers.
Steve's Del Boy jacket, signed by Sir David Jason
Steve's Del Boy jacket, signed by Sir David Jason
Steve played along with the scene, all ad-libbed. In fact, during this period, Steve could ad-lib for hours at a time, in character, while interacting with wedding guests or partygoers.
“It wasn’t easy at first, but I got used to it,” he says, modestly.
These gigs would often involve Ray, his Uncle Albert. Together, they billed themselves as the ‘Pride of Peckham’. They had a Rodney impersonator too for a while, but it fell through when the boy’s mother got delusions of grandeur.
He was given the boot after an ill-fated get-together with the original cast. She wouldn’t stop hassling the stars with tales of her son’s imminent rise to fame.
Another Rodney disappeared moments before a party they were hosting. Steve and Ray left him to get changed and by the time they got back he’d vanished without a trace. They never saw him again.
After a while, playing Rodney for Steve begins to sound a bit like playing drums for Spinal Tap – cursed. After some thought, however, Steve offers a better explanation.
“A lot of them didn’t like being called a plonker for two or three hours.”
Are people afraid that by inhabiting a foolish character for days on end, they themselves might become foolish? Even with Steve, it’s often difficult to tell where Del ends and he begins.
“That was so Del,” he told me when describing a trip he took to Catalonia which involved being baked inside a wedding cake.
Sir David Jason accidentally echoed this when he met Steve for an event in 2020.
“You’re more like me than I am!” he said.
"You're more like me than I am!"
The COVID years
There are less fortunate correspondences, however. The nature of the job – and the character – meant that Steve was often around alcohol. He couldn’t drink while working, but he was always well placed to find a drink once he clocked off.
This was never much of a problem. Self-control and a heavy-duty performing schedule meant he rarely had the time to drink to excess, even if he wanted to.
But then COVID happened.
Steve was scheduled to appear in a two-part documentary in 2022 celebrating Only Fools and Horses’ 40-year anniversary. This was going to be a big event, involving several members of the original cast.
The documentary was first delayed, then cancelled entirely. They’d missed their opportunity for the reunion, and the executives no longer saw the venture as worth pursuing.
“It was a big blow to me, that.”
This is when drink turned from an indulgence into an ‘illness’, as Steve calls it.
“I hit the bottle. Hard.”
The ratio of vodka to mixer in his evening tipple started going up and up. Soon, it was 60/40 in favour of vodka.
One night, while sitting together on the sofa, his long-term girlfriend Elaine said:
“Can I taste that?”
She’d correctly guessed that the drinks Steve was throwing back were quite a bit stronger than usual.
“I hit the bottle. Hard.”
Booze and confinement led to a difficult atmosphere in the house. After one argument, Elaine got up and left, going to live on her own in a house they owned together in Wigan. Steve was now on his own.
“I just sat here, pouring drinks, watching films, pouring drinks, watching films…"
Steve tried to stop drinking while he was at his peak in 2022. He went cold-turkey from spirits, which was too much for his body to handle.
“Stopped drinking on the Friday, stopped eating on the Sunday.
“By chance, my mate came round on Wednesday, found me on the floor passed out.”
An ambulance was called, and Steve was taken to the hospital. When he regained consciousness, the doctor warned him:
“Do not stop drinking like that again. It’ll kill you.”
The lack of income combined with his drinking led to severe money issues. Before the pandemic, he tells me, he was nigh-on a millionaire, owning several properties and a boat, but soon he was struggling.
“I never thought I’d be in this position. Never.
“That’s why I got so depressed.”
Steve was once one of the most popular impersonators in the country
"Once people hear you've been drinking they expect it of you"
Steve’s issues were compounded when he tripped and fell walking back into his house after a shopping trip. The bags in his hands prevented him from protecting himself.
“Next thing I know, it was a couple of days later and I was in hospital, all these pipes in me.
I wouldn’t have minded if I was p****d, but I honestly wasn’t. But once people hear you’ve been drinking they expect it of you.”
Not only had Steve given himself a concussion, he’d knocked out several of his front teeth.
Steve’s trade is one that relies on looks. Any discrepancy between Steve and Del Boy is a barrier preventing Steve from getting back to work. Unfortunately, Steve can no longer afford to fix the damage.
The job also requires Steve to remain sharp – another quality damaged by the fall.
“My words get stuck. I know what I want to say but it doesn’t come out.”
As he told me this, he sat sideways on his prop suitcase, breaking it. This is the same suitcase he’d had for his entire 30+ year career.
“Been with me all over the world, that,” he said.
The briefcase Steve used throughout his career
The briefcase Steve used throughout his career
This inability to work is particularly difficult for Steve, who’s spent so long playing the extraverted Cockney that it's as if their personalities have bled into one another. During our conversations, the times Steve seems most like himself are when he’s pretending to be someone else.
“Haven’t put all this on in years,” he told me, grinning, after coming downstairs in full Del Boy kit.
We went outside to take pictures in front of the vans - one of which, he tells me, is the one from the original show.
As we were outside, the postwoman happened to walk by with some letters.
“Oi oi oi!” said Steve, in character.
“I’ve not seen you like that before,” she said, laughing.
He pulled out a leather-bound Filofax.
“See this, here? Propa crocodile skin, this. Propa Steve Irwin stuff. Cushty! 'Ave a look at that.”
He’d clearly been waiting a long time to get performing – if only for an audience of two.
It’s not like the work has dried up either. During our interview, he got a call.
“Bloody London. They want me to do Del Boy.”
“Who from London?”
“An agent. They want me to perform but I’m just not well enough.”
Volunteers at the Broomwood hub
Volunteers at the Broomwood hub
Two bags of food from Bread and Butter, minus the frozen bag
Two bags of food from Bread and Butter, minus the frozen bag
Things stayed like this for a few years with little improvement. All day he’d sit around watching old TV shows and drinking hard spirits, avoiding calls from people offering work.
While going up the stars, I saw the phrase ‘we love you dad’ sharpied on the wall.
Steve was assigned a doctor to monitor his health. During a test, recommended Steve look into a local food charity known as ‘The Bread-and-Butter Thing’.
It’s a name Steve already knew – he’d volunteered to do deliveries for them before COVID, taking truckloads of food from warehouses to distribution centres.
As they all meet at the same time every week, the hub members get to know each other quite well. It also gives Steve a chance to slip back into Del.
“Nobody calls me Steve. They only know me as Del Boy.”
Steve also attends meetings at Christians against Poverty – which he refers to as ‘the hub’ - a charity specialising in debt counselling for people in difficult situations. Like TBBT, they also provide food, operating more like a traditional food bank. It also gives members an opportunity to get out and socialise.
Steve has a friend from the charity - Donna - who comes to his house to knit while they watch TV together, as well as a social worker who comes round to check on his wellbeing.
He’s managed to cut down on his drinking as well, substituting hard spirits for lager. He told me that if I’d come round a few months earlier we wouldn’t even have been able to have a conversation - I wouldn’t have been able to understand him.
All this goes to show that Steve is now focussed on his work again, even if currently unable to perform. This is promising. I asked him if he thinks he’ll manage it.
“I have to,” he said. “Everybody’s telling me: do it.”
After everything that’s happened over the last few years; after splitting from his partner, after the drink, after the fall, after the trips in and out of hospital, full of tubes and not even knowing where he is, Steve’s determination comes across as deeply admirable.
“This time next year”, he told me, “I’ll be a millionaire!”
“I’d like to thank the hub, The Bread-and-Butter Thing, and all my doctors and nurses at Wythenshawe hospital.
“Without them I wouldn’t be here.”
The Bread-and-Butter Thing is a ‘food club’ rather than a ‘food bank’. Where food banks look to help people in crisis, food clubs are preventative, allowing people access to cheap groceries before they reach a point of total financial emergency.
The key difference is that food club members still pay for their food, whereas goods at food banks are free. This allows members to retain a sense of dignity, as they are still making contributions towards the food they eat.
Members get three bags for £8.50 or six bags for £17. There are also single bags available for £5.50, so members who live alone are not overburdened with unnecessary food.
For their money members get a bag of frozen items, a bag of shelf and fridge items (called the ‘ambient’ bag) and a bag of fresh fruit and veg. This is another key difference from food banks, which tend to focus on providing tinned food and non-perishables.
“I use it whenever I get low on veg,” said Steve.
“I also get meat from there – bacon, a chicken. Just depends on what they’ve got in.”
Unsurprisingly, with Covid and the cost-of-living crisis came rapid expansion. As well as Manchester, TBBT now operate clubs around the Northwest and Yorkshire. They have even begun expanding into the south, recently opening their first location in Kent. Steve is far from the only person who’s had to start using this kind of service over the last few years.
TBBT CEO Mark Game said: “We are certainly seeing more working families approaching us to join.
“Carers, teachers and nurses are commonplace at our hubs nowadays.”